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"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
 
 

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"What does Clinton love to hear all the time? 'Would you like fries with that?'"
— David Letterman
 
 

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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
 
 

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