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George W. Bush
 
"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
— Henry Kissinger
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
 
 



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Casino Joke
 
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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President Obama?
Very excited, still dancing in the streets
Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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