"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it.. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."-On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999
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"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." — Winston Churchill
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#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dads's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
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