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George W. Bush
 
  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    34,519 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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    The Young Mr. Clinton
    Bill Clinton learned to duck the questions at a very young age...
    Published : 04.30.1999

    Rate: 2.80
    Cybersex Gets More Real Everyday
    With these new computers and 3D cards, cybersex takes on a whole new dimension...
    Published : 04.29.1999

    Rate: 3.04
    Cause of Death?
    This might be a tough one to figure out ...
    Published : 04.29.1999

    Rate: 3.22
    The Perceptive Children
    These little ladies learn at an early age what to do...
    Published : 04.28.1999

    Rate: 3.07
    The New Bill Clinton Shirt
    If only Bill Clinton would have realized this a bit earlier...
    Published : 04.27.1999

    Rate: 3.13
    The Power of Cupid's Arrow
    I hope cupid has good aim or something like this might happen...
    Published : 04.26.1999

    Rate: 2.94
    What Dogs Would Say
    If your dog could speak, this is something that he might say to you...
    Published : 04.25.1999

    Rate: 2.85
    The Flasher
    If you are going to be a flasher you better know who your audience is...
    Published : 04.24.1999

    Rate: 2.97
    Try To Be A Gentleman
    A gentleman alway helps a lady on with her coat...
    Published : 04.23.1999

    Rate: 3.21
    Man's Favorite Breakfast
    This breakfast keeps the conversation to a minimum...
    Published : 04.22.1999

    Rate: 3.25
    Don't Mess With The IRS
    If you ever had any doubt...
    Published : 04.21.1999

    Rate: 2.95
    Frog Love
    Talk about a great line...
    Published : 04.19.1999

    Rate: 3.22
    What's the Matter?
    Haven't you even seen this before ...
    Published : 04.17.1999

    Rate: 3.18
    Gays in the Military
    A reason behind not having gays in the military...
    Published : 04.16.1999

    Rate: 3.07
    Oops
    Boy, I'm sure glad I don't wear contact lenses...
    Published : 04.15.1999

    Rate: 3.00
    Overheard in the Topless Bar
    I've heard this a million times if I've heard it once ...
    Published : 04.14.1999

    Rate: 3.10
    Hey, It's Broke!
    Funny how kids see themselves, and they have such innocent minds...
    Published : 04.13.1999

    Rate: 3.23
    Charlie Brown's Allergy
    Charlie Brown is always so confused about these things ...
    Published : 04.12.1999

    Rate: 3.03
    The Terrible Vet
    You're a very good hunter...
    Published : 04.09.1999

    Rate: 3.15
    The Horny Little Cat
    Be careful when the eye chart is on the floor instead of the wall...
    Published : 04.08.1999

    Rate: 2.95
    Batgirl's Calling Signal
    You know what Batman's calling signal looks like -- well here's one for Batgirl...
    Published : 04.07.1999

    Rate: 3.12
    Justice for the Justice Department
    The Justice Department can't lay a finger on Bill Gates, so they resort to this...
    Published : 04.06.1999

    Rate: 3.03
    Milk The Bull
    This bull knows how to get what he wants...
    Published : 04.05.1999

    Rate: 2.86
    Baby Clinton Found
    Another lost photo of Bill Clinton...
    Published : 04.04.1999

    Rate: 2.76
    Don't Be Home Late
    With this momma waiting for you when you walk in, you better have been on good behavior...
    Published : 04.03.1999

    Rate: 3.13
    Solar Power
    Never underestimate the power of the sun, just ask this genius...
    Published : 04.02.1999

    Rate: 2.71

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