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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Elmo gets all the chicks
What a lucky muppet. ...
Published : 09.26.1999

Rate: 3.06
Marijuana
I want to buy a franchise NOW ...
Published : 09.25.1999

Rate: 3.31
The demise of the hedgehog
This is why they are in trouble ...
Published : 09.19.1999

Rate: 3.14
A Showcase
Talk about a showcase, or is this a lily pad. ...
Published : 09.16.1999

Rate: 3.29
His and Hers
how true -- nuf said ...
Published : 09.15.1999

Rate: 3.12
I think I love you
Even the crack of dawn looks good. ...
Published : 09.14.1999

Rate: 3.53
Hung like a rabbit
This must be a nice gift to give a kid ...
Published : 09.13.1999

Rate: 3.65
Bubbles, tiny bubbles
There is no place to hide ...
Published : 09.10.1999

Rate: 3.16
Too much fiber
This is some kinda diet. ...
Published : 09.07.1999

Rate: 3.17
Famous Anus cookies
This was his first line of cookies that didn't work out. ...
Published : 09.06.1999

Rate: 3.04
Letting loose
Yup, looks like the honeymoon is over ...
Published : 09.04.1999

Rate: 3.60
You have e-mail
Someone send me a FE-male please. ...
Published : 09.03.1999

Rate: 3.33
Another Elvis sighting
Last time I saw him was in 7-11 buying rolling papers. ...
Published : 09.02.1999

Rate: 3.77

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