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is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
I hope this is Mike Martz.
OH, let's give only Marshall Faulk the ball 17 times. He's only the best all around player ever to play the game. We don't want to over use him.
This toon...
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proverbialchump
(02.14.2002 6:16:21 AM EST)
must of come from a RAM'S fan. he he he
Is he .....
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started by
marvin
(02.14.2002 3:47:06 AM EST)
a figure skating judge by any chance ? If so there's a lot of people who would be quite illing to do that job.
And after this, you shouldn't have any problem with number two.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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