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Slackertown.com

By: leadjPublished: 08/24/2005
 
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Steps to a successful drunk dialing.

1. Get drunk…

2. Call Slackertown 321 600 1200

You can also listen to other drunk call via MP3.

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    this web page is very funny. Nothing funnier then a drunk with a phone.

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