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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid that she is sold the car for gas money.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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September 2, 2010
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Welcome to the 2010 Deadpool
Sorry - Entries no longer being accepted for 2010
Deadpool Standings:
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Entries
We will be accepting entries until January 31.
Don't let this date keep you from entering immediately. If someone becomes ill or dies before we receive your selection you will not be allowed that person on your list. No points will be awarded, no changes allowed.
Prizes
1st, 2nd and 3rd Place winners will receive a 'secret prize'.
How It Works
You predict who will die in 2010.
Make a list of 25 famous people. If a person from your list dies during the 2010 calendar year you will receive points for correctly predicting that person's demise.
The Definition of Famous
Your candidate must be well-known before he or she became sick or injured. The reason you have heard of your choice can not be because of his or her potentially life-threatening disease or situation. For example, Arthur Ashe would have been an acceptable candidate; Jeff Lucas, the horse trainer's son, would not. Additionally, death row inmates do not count -- no points will be awarded for death row executions.
How You Win
All points are based on 100 years of age. Subtract the deceased person's age from 100 to get your credit amount.
Rules
- You must be a registered user.
- You must select 25 people to make your entry valid.
- Once you have entered your choices, no changes are permitted.
- Viewing other goofballer's picks is not allowed until your picks are submitted, or once the 2010 deadpool is no longer accepting entrants.
- Spelling counts! Any deceased person that is spelled incorrectly will lose 5 points (-5) -- just like in Grade school. For example, if someone dies at the age of 60, spelled correctly you will get 40 points, spelled incorrectly will only get you 35 points. If you don't know where to research the spellings of your favorite celebrity deadpool choices, check here for some points of reference.
- You cannot kill anyone on your list. You will not receive credit.
- If you die you are the immediate Dead Pool winner, Congratulations!
webmaster@goofball.com
Latest Update: 12/10/2002
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