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	George W. Bush
	"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002

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	"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" — Steven Wright, Comedian

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	#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.

	Yo Mama ...
	so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

	One Liners
	Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.