"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
Snapple Facts
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She could sell shade.
One Liners
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Jean-Claude Van Varenberg AKA Frank Cujo
Born: 18 October 1960
Belgium
"The Muscles from Brussels" black belt in karate first began his acting career under the name of Frank Cujo. Starred in cult favourites "Bloodsport", "Kickboxer" and "Universal Soldier".
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