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is so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
One of the best-loved actresses of Hollywood's golden age. Won two best supporting actress Oscars for "Diary of Anne Frank" (1959) and "A Patch of Blue" (1965). Also nominated for her roles in "A Place in the Sun" (1951) and "The Poseidon Adventure" (1972). Also known for her "tell-all" biographies, and as one-time roommate of Marilyn Monroe.
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