"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce." -George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City, April 21, 2001
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." — Sharon Stone
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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... is so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
One Liners
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts
