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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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Whip The Worker
Did you have an employee or co-worker you'd like to beat senseless?...
Format: Executable
Published : 08.30.2000
Rate: 3.40
Redneck Target Practice
This funny little program lets you shoot an apple...
Format: Executable
Published : 08.29.2000
Rate: 3.54
Click It Old School
Fancy yourself as a DJ? Check out this scratch simulator...
Format: Executable
Published : 08.12.2000
Rate: 3.29
Amarillo Alley
Hey, if you enjoyed Elf Bowling...
Format: Executable
Published : 08.11.2000
Rate: 2.75
Destroy Your Desktop
This should help when you have one of those days...
Format: Executable
Published : 08.10.2000
Rate: 2.50
