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#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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Virtual pet fish
The HP MOPy fish is alive and sensitive, and you should, therefore, care for it just as you would a natural fish...
Published : 09.19.1999
Rate: 3.77
Ratboy's Revenge
Shoot up this little ratboy on your screen and he just might get some revenge on you ...
Format: Executable
Published : 09.02.1999
Rate: 3.07
