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Warning! Warning! Boys escaping! Michael Jackson's little boy toys have finally wised up and made a run for the border, breaching the defenses of the Neverland Ranch.
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beo469
(02.11.2004 7:11:42 PM EST)
I let one slip away, and I got busted! My mugshot picture was not flattering!
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