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George W. Bush

"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003

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#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.

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is so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

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Q: Ever seen an asshole made of plastic?
A: Look at your driver's license.

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Casino Joke

I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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President Obama?

Very excited, still dancing in the streets

Best of two choices

He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said

He's a crook and a liar, like the rest

McCain should have won

I'm voting for Palin in 2012

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