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3 Blonde men

By: KittenPublished: 04/02/2000
 
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Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:25:04 PM EST)

    thats not funny..lol

    look at the last lines (0 replies)
    started by kurac000
    (04.02.2001 4:09:20 PM EST)

    ........and HE walks across the bridge. this was an obvious joke to make fun of women, and some stupid blonde woman must have forgotten to change that last part. so i guess that makes women stupid.

    of course (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.02.2001 3:19:29 PM EST)

    a chick wrote this joke

    We're going to infest

    Women rule (1 reply)
    started by garzkj
    (02.24.2001 9:19:12 PM EST)

    It's about time that men are finally revealed as the idiots they are!

    Money-Shot

    YEAH, FELICIAFO24.. (0 replies)
    started by petercross
    (12.20.2000 3:10:33 AM EST)

    I bet you do, and just as soon as you walk away, they probablly say " What a stupid Fuckin whore" LOL LOL LOL THEY ARE'NT LAUGHING WITH YOU, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR BLONDE ASS!

    feliciafo24 (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.18.2000 4:25:58 PM EST)

    i laugh every time i read this joke. i share it with my friends and thhey liked it too.

    WHAT EVER (1 reply)
    started by OG35
    (07.14.2000 3:55:19 AM EST)

    A WOMAN ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO THINK OF THAT.

    I'm # ONE (0 replies)  
    started by Armando
    (06.02.2000 3:08:31 PM EST)

    Losers I got here first... haha

    Armando

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