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Comments to a Physician

By: SeaweedyPublished: 02/13/2003
 
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in West Virginia, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

And my personal favorite...

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?

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    hillbilly damsel (0 replies)
    started by damsel
    (02.18.2003 8:36:15 PM EST)
    I think number 6 is hilarious even if I am from West Virginia...lol

    Hahaha, these are funny! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.13.2003 8:14:13 AM EST)
    Give yourself a hand, Seaweedy. Better wash it first though.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'm over 40 (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.13.2003 7:25:05 AM EST)
    I don't need to think about this shit.

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