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"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
 
 

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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
— Jay Leno, Comedian
 
 

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#220 Porcupines each have 30,000 quills.
 
 

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so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
 
 

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Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
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Dumb Jocks
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2 Gay Men And A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their ...
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The Navy Captain And His Parrot
The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ...
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A Woman's Poem
And he didn't like my ...
Published : 10.18.2007

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Humor For Lexophiles - Lovers Of Words
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then ...
Published : 08.27.2007

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Children's Comments on the Sea
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The Absent-minded Professor
Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's ...
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Sad But True: American Health Care
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The Randy Rooster
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Yah, Alles Ist Gut
A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly ...
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WOOD EYE
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Rate: 3.87
Little Johnny's Moral To The Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: ...
Published : 06.28.2004

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Titanic's Mexican Connection
There are many stories related to the sinking of the ...
Published : 05.05.2004

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Lasting Gift Ideas
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Published : 01.22.2004

Rate: 2.00
Old Lady Mugged
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Published : 12.18.2003

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Use The Word
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate'...
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Rate: 3.86
Elementary School Counting Lessons
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Published : 08.16.2002

Rate: 3.67
Life Span
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 15, 2000
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 10, 2000
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 8, 2000
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