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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
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