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The Happiest Day Of His Life

By: linglehaPublished: 11/07/2007
 
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It was the happiest day of his life.

He arrived at the church,

His wife was waiting at the alter,

He walked up the aisle,

He Kissed her on the cheek...

He smiled....

and gently closed the lid !!

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    The worst day of his life... (1 reply)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.13.2007 11:48:09 AM EST)

    was when they found out he killed her!

    -pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!

    That would (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (11.07.2007 10:08:26 AM EST)


    be my first wife!

    (_E=mc˛_)

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