"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
DONT THINK IM RETARDED, PLEASE
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INSANITYISAVWA
(11.25.2000 4:48:21 PM EST)
IM NOT USELESS BECAUSE I'M A PREHISTORIC CRUSTACEON FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA. NOT A MAN.
IM A DINOSAUR
So true...
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gurly
(11.13.2000 4:44:56 PM EST)
That was a funny.....why don't those penis just get rid off that darn skin??????
~gurly~
correct
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Tissue
(09.04.2000 2:13:28 AM EST)
to true
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