"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said,"the whole time"." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly; a rubber glove; and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse... "Darn it Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT!"
Personally,I'd rather have the beer.Even if it is a Bud Lite.
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