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Grandma's Sleeping Pill

By: bigjohn2Published: 12/21/2004
 
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The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.23.2004 4:51:15 PM EST)

    I guess that would help...

    I've got a 17 year old (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.21.2004 8:00:32 PM EST)


    I never sleep.

    aaawwwwwwwwwwwww

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