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    Grandma And Grandpa

    By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/22/2001
     
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    Grandpa & Grandma were visiting their kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive."

    "How much?" asked Grandpa.

    "$10.00 a pill," answered the son.

    "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd like to try it and I'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this $50.00 bill."

    The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."

    "I know, the extra hundred is from your grandma."

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    Stupid Grandpa (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.22.2001 7:32:44 AM EST)

    should have bought another 10, that's the way to keep granny happy !


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