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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
 
 

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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
 
 

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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
 
 

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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
 



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My Next Glasses
Are they cool or what; especially if they work on ...
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Published : 11.07.2009

Rate: 4.00
Anvil Launching
Got time to kill? Gunpowder? 2 anvils? I got something you can do.
Published : 11.06.2009

Rate: 4.00
Cyber Nanny
Not the standard product but it works too ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 11.05.2009

Rate: 4.00
Skateboarding Accidents
4 minutes of reminders why I don't skateboard.
Published : 11.04.2009

Rate: 4.09
Witty Advertising
And in this case beautiful too. ...
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Published : 11.03.2009

Rate: 4.00
Witty Advertising
This one's for a French TV channel. ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 11.01.2009

Rate: 4.00
Surprise Your Man
But I suggest you limit yourself to cooking a good ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.30.2009

Rate: 4.00
Find The Ball
This is one really cool short film. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 4.00
Microsoft: No More Keyboards
But did they fix the blue screen?? ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.24.2009

Rate: 4.00
So You Wanna Watch A Bullfight Do Ya?
I was really happy to see that. About time the bull ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.22.2009

Rate: 4.00
Strong Plane Force
This is kind of wild. The winds of this plane are ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.20.2009

Rate: 4.00
Owen Schmitt Splits Forehead With Helmet
What would possess Schmitt to consider doing such a crazy thing in the first place?
Published : 10.19.2009

Rate: 4.00
Could Have Been My Dream Car
Trouble is that isn't a 68 ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.18.2009

Rate: 4.00
Stand Right Behind The Horse
Sure. That's a great place for the clip. ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.16.2009

Rate: 4.00
So You Still Think Soccer Is Gay?
How about taking it with no faceguard? ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 10.14.2009

Rate: 4.00
When Highlanders get bored with their sheep!
No, this is not dirty. These guys are not retired electricians, either! It is actually quite clever....
Published : 10.13.2009

Rate: 4.00
Pinata Ow-wee
For this little intro, I have to ask our friend Obiwan ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 10.12.2009

Rate: 4.00
Pooty Paws
Looks like this little cat is trying to hypnotize ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 10.10.2009

Rate: 4.44
Wedding Album
Me thinks not all of these would have made the album. ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 10.09.2009

Rate: 4.00
Wedding Album
Me thinks not all of these would have made the album. ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 10.06.2009

Rate: 4.09
Witty Commercial For Desperate Housewives
Do vegan females do that too? ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.05.2009

Rate: 3.50
Blonde At Work
Actually the result is quite cool. ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.04.2009

Rate: 4.00
Wedding Vows
Sometimes they can be funny ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.03.2009

Rate: 4.00
Sexual Harrasment and You
Office do's and don'ts ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.02.2009

Rate: 4.00
Garbage Day
Maybe it was just me but I thought this was hilarious ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 10.01.2009

Rate: 3.00
North Carolina Sheep
What do you suppose could have happened to this poor ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 09.30.2009

Rate: 2.67
Extreme Sliding
Personally I'm glad winter is over ...
Format: Quicktime Video
Published : 09.29.2009

Rate: 4.00
Touring The Country
A great car commercial. ...
Format: Quicktime Video
Published : 09.28.2009

Rate: 4.00
Morning Golf
Look close and you'll see the redneck in this one. ...
Format: Quicktime Video
Published : 09.27.2009

Rate: 4.00
Mike's Hard Lime
If that's Mike, I need his phone number ...
Format: Quicktime Video
Published : 09.26.2009

Rate: 4.00

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