"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Snapple Facts
#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
One Liners
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
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