"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."-ibid
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#111 Only male turkeys gobble.
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is so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a horse's tail and a politician's tie? A: The horse's tail covers up the entire asshole.
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