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	George W. Bush
	"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

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	"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future." — Vice President Dan Quayle

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	#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

	One Liners
	Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.

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	Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison. 10.28.2009 Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway A man who told officers he was a ... 10.11.2009 Naked Man Riding Motorcycle Charged With DUI OCALA, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida man was charged ... 09.28.2009 Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own ... 09.08.2009

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	Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ... 09.29.2008 Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ... 09.01.2008 Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall. 08.09.2008 Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas. 08.08.2008

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	Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ... 11.03.2007 Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ... 06.24.2007 Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ... 06.23.2007

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	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

	Goofball Facts
	The Canadian government legalized medicinal marijuana in 1999. It then discovered a shortage of local growers and began importing pot from Mississippi.