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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
 
 

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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Locks on House Changed - and Changed Back - in Eviction Mix-Up
After Rosa Pierce left her home recently to take her husband to work...
Published : 11.30.1999

Rate: 3.09
Husband and Wife Switch Places With Sex Change
A Hungarian husband and wife in the western city of Szekesfehervar have decided...
Published : 11.29.1999

Rate: 3.16
Senior Citizens Given Book on Parenting Before Wedding
Ninety-year-old Max Gordon and his 82-year-old bride-to-be Mollie Levy got a bit of a shock...
Published : 11.28.1999

Rate: 2.98
Stephen King Buys Van That Hit Him
Horror writer Stephen King, who was seriously injured when he was struck by a...
Published : 11.27.1999

Rate: 3.24
Man Forced to Stay 11 Years at Paris Airport Now Won't Leave
No I did not make this one up it is...
Published : 11.26.1999

Rate: 3.46
eBay Auction Goes Up in Smoke
They're at it again on eBay. Sounds like a...
Published : 11.25.1999

Rate: 3.07
Police Say Cat Killings Raise Fears for Humans
This one is for you Roger, you haven't been making...
Published : 11.24.1999

Rate: 2.95
Tax Credits Denied To 4 Prison 'Beggars'
Four prison inmates who claimed they earned...
Published : 11.23.1999

Rate: 2.74
Brazillian Congressman Faces Expulsion, Long List of Charges
And we think politics in America are screwed up. ...
Published : 11.22.1999

Rate: 3.09
Bicyclist Is Victim of 6 Hit-and-Runs
I guess people don't stop for anything on the freeway...
Published : 11.21.1999

Rate: 3.07
The King's Auction Has Princely Bids
More news from the Elvis Presley Memorial Garage Sale in...
Published : 11.19.1999

Rate: 3.25
Woman Uses Magazines In Attempt to Get Even
I bet she could get a job with Publisher's Clearing...
Published : 11.18.1999

Rate: 3.44
Millenium Clocks Tick Some Off
Actually if the Postal Service would invest in speeding up...
Published : 11.17.1999

Rate: 3.10
Newspaper Closing Prompts Lawsuits
This just proves that there are way too many lawyers. Honolulu...
Published : 11.16.1999

Rate: 2.63
Revealing Love
I don't know which is stupider. Pamela Anderson and...
Published : 11.15.1999

Rate: 2.80
Burning question for a Spice Girl
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ON TALK RADIO. Posh Spice interview...
Published : 11.14.1999

Rate: 2.82
Man In Hole
Man Arrested After Hiding in a Hole for 12 Years...
Published : 11.13.1999

Rate: 3.09
Darwin Awards
It's that time of year again!! Latest Darwin Award nominees: (the...
Published : 11.12.1999

Rate: 3.25
More Darwin Awards
Here are some more entries for the 1999 Darwin Awards....
Published : 11.11.1999

Rate: 3.48
Scots need your sperm!
Anybody got any extra? Dwindling supply spurs import of sperm LONDON...
Published : 11.10.1999

Rate: 3.38
Pinky Tuscadero Off The Hook
Are Happy Days finally ahead for Pinky Tuscadero? Actress Roz...
Published : 11.09.1999

Rate: 3.08
Company Tenderizes Meat in Explosive Development
Why don't they just cut out the middleman and put...
Published : 11.09.1999

Rate: 3.21
Air Disaster
Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two seater...
Published : 11.08.1999

Rate: 3.46
Drunken Elephants Trample 4 to Death
I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't...
Published : 11.07.1999

Rate: 3.45
Chute Fails in El Capitan Jump
Is this cosmic irony or what? This article brings...
Published : 11.06.1999

Rate: 3.14
Bras Were Conductors in Lightening Deaths
Two women were killed by a bolt...
Published : 11.05.1999

Rate: 3.02
Whoops
Bullet kills bird and youth a bullet that hit a...
Published : 11.04.1999

Rate: 2.94
Athlete Disqualified After 'Sharing' Marathon
An athlete who admitted cheating by running South Africa's Comrades Marathon in...
Published : 11.03.1999

Rate: 3.18
Car Thief Puts Himself In The Picture
A bungling British thief left fingerprints in a car he stole but also something more...
Published : 11.02.1999

Rate: 3.40
Botched Circumcisions Kill Three
Three South African youths have died as a result of botched...
Published : 11.01.1999

Rate: 3.13

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