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Nun With A Bad Habit
Nun Fined For Writing Racist Graffiti. JOLIET, Ill. (Reuters) -...
Published : 12.31.1999

Rate: 2.94
Looking For a Few Good Men -- in Prison
Looking For a Few Good Men -- in Prison ...
Published : 12.30.1999

Rate: 3.01
Jail Warden Voyeur Falls to Death
Jail Warden Voyeur Falls to Death. MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A...
Published : 12.29.1999

Rate: 3.18
Dead German found sitting at home, five years later
BONN (Reuters) - A dead German sat in front of...
Published : 12.28.1999

Rate: 2.84
How are your cricket spitting skills?
How are your cricket spitting skills? WEST LAFAYETTE, Indiana --...
Published : 12.27.1999

Rate: 3.03
Unkindest Cut
LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) - Charles Gibson nearly fainted when he...
Published : 12.26.1999

Rate: 3.45
Xmas Recipe
Xmas Recipe: Try this and you just might like it!...
Published : 12.25.1999

Rate: 3.01
Marriage Brings As Much Happiness As $100,000
I Think I'll take the $100,000 Study: Marriage Brings As Much...
Published : 12.23.1999

Rate: 2.98
Morgue Worker Charged With Photographing Body of Woman
YORK, Pa. (AP) - A 22-year morgue employee has been...
Published : 12.23.1999

Rate: 3.18
CHP car rolls onto 101, hit by truck
CHP car rolls onto 101, hit by truck...
Published : 12.22.1999

Rate: 3.32
Naked guy hacks up churchgoers
Naked Man Slashes UK Churchgoers With Sword...
Published : 12.21.1999

Rate: 2.96
premature emasculation
A Toronto man is suing Starbucks Corp. for $2.2 million after
Published : 12.20.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Ties That Bond
SHE’D PROBABLY RATHER BE IN JAIL. PHOENIX - When Robert Horton’s wife...
Published : 12.19.1999

Rate: 2.31
Canada is just weird
Couple held man as sex slave.....
Published : 12.18.1999

Rate: 2.87
Bank Robber
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- A blind man tried to rob...
Published : 12.17.1999

Rate: 3.03
Man Ordered to Have Organ Reattached
Is government going a little far in telling us what...
Published : 12.16.1999

Rate: 2.96
Man Ordered to Have Organ Reattached
Is government going a little far in telling us what...
Published : 12.15.1999

Rate: 3.13
Bullets as Favors Result in Arrest
Bullets, ain't that a wedding or anniversary gift down in...
Published : 12.14.1999

Rate: 3.02
Student Doesn't Have 25 Cents, Soils Self
I know what you're thinking, installing pay toilets in high...
Published : 12.13.1999

Rate: 3.30
UAL's New Fag Policy
WHAT FOLLOWS IS FROM A RECENT PUBLICATION OF...
Published : 12.09.1999

Rate: 2.85
Jellyfish Potato Glows When Thirsy
Um...I think I'll have the rice pilaf. SHEFFIELD, UK — Edinburgh...
Published : 12.08.1999

Rate: 3.12
Georgia Highway Gums Up Traffic
At first I thought a load of bubble gum had...
Published : 12.07.1999

Rate: 3.31
Psychiatric Problems Stalk Military
At a time when the military is desperate to fill...
Published : 12.06.1999

Rate: 3.17
Jet Crushes Trucks On Runway
Los Angeles (AP) - A jumbo jet that somehow got...
Published : 12.05.1999

Rate: 3.44
Woman Is Charged In Microwave Death
Here is a follow up to an earlier submission....
Published : 12.04.1999

Rate: 2.79
Epilepsy Suspected in Microwave Oven-Baby Case
I've heard the urban legends about people putting their pets...
Published : 12.03.1999

Rate: 2.97
Hot Line Health Advice Replaced by Phone Sex
Callers are finding tha Nurses on Call, which was supposed to be a quick way to get...
Published : 12.01.1999

Rate: 3.09

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