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Chubby Cops Sacrificed to the Volcano
MANILA, Philippines - Beginning April 4, Luzon Pol...
Published : 03.31.2000

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Lands' End Socks It to Foot Odor
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Published : 03.31.2000

Rate: 2.87
The Case of Aunt Jamima
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Published : 03.30.2000

Rate: 2.98
Bart Simpson Beats Monroe And Mandela in Icon Poll
Bart Simpson on Tuesday beat Marilyn Monroe and Nelson Mandela in a poll to pick...
Published : 03.30.2000

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French Odor Police on Warpath
An army of 176 volunteer odor police are pounding the streets of the French Mediterranean port of Marseille as part of...
Published : 03.29.2000

Rate: 3.16
Like Father; Like Son
NEW ORLEANS, LA - A recent court case has brought ...
Published : 03.28.2000

Rate: 2.97
With Friends Like These
BRISBANE, Australia - A recent party turned grueso...
Published : 03.27.2000

Rate: 3.44
Political Correctness From Head To Toe?
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Published : 03.26.2000

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Man Gets 10 Months For Mooning judge
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Published : 03.25.2000

Rate: 3.37
Ninja Nanny Arrested in Drug Bust
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Published : 03.24.2000

Rate: 3.40
Internet Newest Playground for Losers
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Published : 03.23.2000

Rate: 3.00
Cab Drivers Have Larger Posteriors
London - A study in London yields surprising resul...
Published : 03.22.2000

Rate: 3.09
DarwinAwards: Gun-Totin' Granny
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Published : 03.21.2000

Rate: 3.32
It´s Mens´ Turn to Feel Smooth and Sexy
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Published : 03.20.2000

Rate: 3.17
Jealous Doctor Arrested for Chastity Lock
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Published : 03.20.2000

Rate: 3.27
A Ralph Nader Plan That Sucks
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Published : 03.19.2000

Rate: 2.69
You May Now Frag The Bride
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Published : 03.19.2000

Rate: 3.38
Spontaneous Orgasms Cause Distress
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Published : 03.18.2000

Rate: 3.13
Village Dispute Ends in Cannibalism
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Published : 03.18.2000

Rate: 2.98
Shave and a Hair Cut Has Whole New Meaning in Quebec
QUEBEC - And you thought Canadians were straight-l...
Published : 03.17.2000

Rate: 3.33
E-porn was a full-time job
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Published : 03.17.2000

Rate: 3.42
McDonald´s Employees Throw Michigan Man a Beating
MICHIGAN - They take their milkshakes pretty serio...
Published : 03.16.2000

Rate: 3.51
Teletubbies' TV boob
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Published : 03.16.2000

Rate: 3.05
Thief with no balls
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Published : 03.15.2000

Rate: 3.10
Houston, We Have a Problem
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Published : 03.15.2000

Rate: 2.73
DarwinAwards: Pledge Hazing
The Darwin Awards traditionally commemorate those who improve the gene...
Published : 03.14.2000

Rate: 3.00
Guys, Don't get excited
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Published : 03.14.2000

Rate: 3.09
The Devil Made Me Cut Off My Penis
RIO DE JANEIRO - It´s true that idle hands a...
Published : 03.13.2000

Rate: 2.89
The Mighty Hairball
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Published : 03.13.2000

Rate: 2.37
California Man Stiffs Hooker, Calls Cops
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Published : 03.12.2000

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