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Magnetic Personality Lands Pervert In Jail
SAN FRANCISCO, California - 45-year-old suspect, H...
Published : 04.30.2000

Rate: 2.85
Shark No Match For Woman With Stick
NEW PLYMOUTH, New Zealand - Folks from New Zealand...
Published : 04.29.2000

Rate: 2.96
Kidnapped Man Comes Out Blazing
CORAL SPRINGS, Fla - 21-year-old Carl Lee Reese&ac...
Published : 04.28.2000

Rate: 3.57
Duct Tape Keeps Wife Faithful
PHOENIX, AZ - There´s a long standing saw th...
Published : 04.27.2000

Rate: 3.15
Y2K Panic Claims Victim
HICKORY HILLS, Illinois - A 34 year old Cincinnati...
Published : 04.26.2000

Rate: 2.66
Don´t Try This At Home!
LONDON - What has to be one of the MOST bizarre s...
Published : 04.25.2000

Rate: 3.56
Fake Plastic Surgeon Sought For Botched Operations
MIAMI BEACH, FL - Police are looking for a butche...
Published : 04.24.2000

Rate: 3.43
Man Kills Villager In Fight, Then Eats Him
PORT MORESBY, New Guinea - A village dispute in Pa...
Published : 04.23.2000

Rate: 3.47
Hot Sex?
Cancun, Mexico - Rita Garcia has fessed up after b...
Published : 04.22.2000

Rate: 2.10
Errant Cop Gets Lost On Way to Station
PHILADELPHIA - Officer Margo Grady was on her way...
Published : 04.21.2000

Rate: 2.91
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
BERLIN - The wall came down, but East Germany is h...
Published : 04.20.2000

Rate: 3.11
Country Music Punishes The Wicked
ALEXANDRIA, LA - Violating Rapides Parish´s ...
Published : 04.19.2000

Rate: 3.27
The Ups And Downs Of Philippino Pests
MANILA, Philippines - Recently an embarrassed poli...
Published : 04.18.2000

Rate: 3.28
The Ups And Downs Of Being A Janitor
BRISTOL, England - This little gem was in a local...
Published : 04.17.2000

Rate: 3.10
Elvis Runs For Mayor
PHILLIPS, WI - For once it´s not just a sigh...
Published : 04.16.2000

Rate: 2.87
Mowing Under The Influence
BEMENT, IL - The ever vigilant eyes of the law fo...
Published : 04.15.2000

Rate: 3.09
Things Go Better With...Sake
SAPPORO, Japan - A children´s baseball manag...
Published : 04.14.2000

Rate: 3.17
Police Hunt Ronald McDonald Abductors
Police in ex-Soviet Georgia are hunting for thieves who stole a six-foot-tall ...
Published : 04.14.2000

Rate: 2.81
Feng SCHWING
LONDON - Move over Viagra, we´ve found the n...
Published : 04.13.2000

Rate: 3.04
Love Lost Over Daylight-Savings Time
MEXICO CITY - Debate flares over the adoption of d...
Published : 04.12.2000

Rate: 3.00
Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment
An Egyptian court rejected a suit filed by a man who wanted his...
Published : 04.12.2000

Rate: 3.03
Feds Catch Phony Plastic Surgeon
MEXICO CITY - His specialty was scamming credit ca...
Published : 04.11.2000

Rate: 3.15
Canada Battles Cow Flatulence
CALGARY - A benchmark for both the environment and...
Published : 04.10.2000

Rate: 3.18
Lone Gunman Robs Three Banks in 25 Minutes
It was probably quicker than waiting in line for a teller....
Published : 04.10.2000

Rate: 3.03
Inflamed Penis Amputated
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - It seems that every other...
Published : 04.09.2000

Rate: 3.07
Brewery Produces Alcoholic Employee
SAU PAULO - Residing in the What Were The Odds? ca...
Published : 04.08.2000

Rate: 3.29
Angry Passengers Burn Train Over Delay
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Published : 04.08.2000

Rate: 3.17
Blind Beauty Contest Judge Sees Inner Beauty
EDMONTON - The Miss Alberta Beauty Contest selecte...
Published : 04.07.2000

Rate: 2.91
No Breast; No Marriage
CAIRO - A man filed suit in an Egyptian Court to g...
Published : 04.06.2000

Rate: 3.12
Teen Nabbed Driving Stolen Bus -- to Court
A Berlin teenager driving a stolen bus was caught by police as he jumped...
Published : 04.06.2000

Rate: 3.10

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