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Police Open Fire To End Bull Run
Bulls may be welcome on Wall Street, but one chose the wrong part of New York City....
Published : 07.31.1999

Rate: 3.43
Doctors Rebuild Penises In New Technique
Shanghai doctors have provided reconstructed penises for two men using a....
Published : 07.30.1999

Rate: 2.95
Piranha Fished Out Of Texas Lake
A Texas teenager who went out fishing came back with an unexpected catch....
Published : 07.29.1999

Rate: 2.22
Man Says He Was Asleep When He Killed Wife
A Phoenix man who defense attorneys say was sleepwalking when he....
Published : 07.28.1999

Rate: 2.98
Thai police find twin thieves in home-made jail
Thai police have arrested a Bangkok garage owner after rescuing twin brothers from his....
Published : 07.27.1999

Rate: 3.01
Woman Fails To Incubate Egg In Breasts
A Norwegian woman has failed to incubate a bird's egg in her....
Published : 07.26.1999

Rate: 3.00
The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, Nothing But The Tooth
A Malaysian court ordered a set of dentures returned to a....
Published : 07.25.1999

Rate: 2.91
Women Use Spray To Trap Cheating Husbands
Japanese women are resorting to chemical measures to catch their cheating....
Published : 07.24.1999

Rate: 2.98
School sees red over girl's hair
British teen-ager Sabrina Cohen is being forced to write her exams wearing a....
Published : 07.23.1999

Rate: 2.99
Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With A What?
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life....
Published : 07.22.1999

Rate: 3.06
23 Bust Out Of Crowded Women's Jail
Twenty-three women imprisoned in a cramped jail overpowered their....
Published : 07.21.1999

Rate: 2.93
Lover's Penile Implant Lands Woman In Hot Water
A married woman accused of billing her lover's $15,000 penile implant to her....
Published : 07.20.1999

Rate: 3.06
Voice From Coffin Sparks Leap Off Bus
An Argentine man broke an arm and a leg jumping from the roof of a....
Published : 07.19.1999

Rate: 3.00
No Shooting Or Urinating In Public
Finland's interior ministry said it planned to crack down on rowdy behavior....
Published : 07.18.1999

Rate: 3.02
Dairy Whip Tax-Deductible For Sex Workers
Sex toys such as bubble bath and dairy whip are tax deductible for....
Published : 07.17.1999

Rate: 2.95
Feces Painting Divides Art Lovers
German art lovers are turning up their noses at an abstract picture painted with....
Published : 07.16.1999

Rate: 2.93
S&M Diva's School Supplies Banned
A Rio de Janeiro judge has banned steamy school supplies depicting....
Published : 07.15.1999

Rate: 3.06
Don't Nag Me!
The psychology profession was rocked after renowned...
Published : 07.09.1999

Rate: 2.92
Septic Thief
When a California woman discovered a hose dangling from...
Published : 07.08.1999

Rate: 3.03
Actual Montana Laws
More reasons why Montana is backwards...
Published : 07.07.1999

Rate: 3.00
Butt Bug
The agent reportedly had told Marino the device was implanted...
Published : 07.07.1999

Rate: 3.02
Give me no Lip
A man was sentenced to five years probation Monday for biting off his wife's lower lip...
Published : 07.06.1999

Rate: 3.00
Bad Tarzan!
Mattel Inc. is changing the packaging of its Tarzan action figure...
Published : 07.06.1999

Rate: 3.16
New Type Of Chasity Belt
A man who thought his wife was cheating on him decided...
Published : 07.05.1999

Rate: 2.99
Please Let Me Win Once!
High roller, Frederick Beacham took the life of blackjack dealer...
Published : 07.05.1999

Rate: 2.97
Fecal Explosion Threatens City
The Honduran capital faces possible violent explosions of fecal matter due to...
Published : 07.04.1999

Rate: 2.82
'Cussing Canoer' Goes To Trial
Jury selection was scheduled to get underway in what has become known as...
Published : 07.03.1999

Rate: 2.85
Raunchy Karaoke Song Provokes Brawl
A raunchy karaoke performance at a saloon in east-central Florida sparked a...
Published : 07.02.1999

Rate: 2.94
Jobless Workers Give Boss Taste Of The High Life
Unemployed French shipbuilders held a local business leader hostage...
Published : 07.01.1999

Rate: 2.97

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