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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
 
 

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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay."
— Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
 
 

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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
 
 

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Q. What do you call santa's helpers?
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Savior of Lost Rodents
CASTRO VALLEY, California - Send me your tired, your poor, your guinea...
Published : 08.31.2000

Rate: 1.60
Fugitive Caught in Non-Sticky Situation
KIEV - A Russian criminal´s plan became unglued when his fake...
Published : 08.30.2000

Rate: 2.23
Plummeting Puppy Pegs Passerby
PARIS - A 37-year-old Japanese tourist was seriously injured by an uni...
Published : 08.29.2000

Rate: 1.78
Cycling Fun For The Whole Family
AUGUSTA, Maine - A family in Maine went for a casual bike ride on a bi...
Published : 08.28.2000

Rate: 1.63
Pushy Parent Makes Her Point
FLORIDA - An irate mother has been charged with aggravated assault, fa...
Published : 08.27.2000

Rate: 3.35
Burglary Case Wrapped Up
FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - Surprisingly enough, this did not happen in W...
Published : 08.26.2000

Rate: 3.45
Fresh Fish Fall on English Town
LONDON - Britain´s Meteorological Office said it was a freak phe...
Published : 08.25.2000

Rate: 2.99
Wrong Jailbirds Fly the Coupe
KAMPALA - It was not exactly the Great Escape that they had planned. A...
Published : 08.24.2000

Rate: 2.75
Skydiver Dies in Freak Surfboarding Accident
ENGLAND - As if skydiving was not dangerous enough, try being strapped...
Published : 08.23.2000

Rate: 1.87
Assault with a Deadly Drawer
DALLAS - An argument between two nursing home residents end-ed in fata...
Published : 08.22.2000

Rate: 2.27
Innocent Bystander Gets Skunked
WAUKESHA, Wisconsin - A man walking his dog in a residential area took...
Published : 08.21.2000

Rate: 1.61
German Thief Nabs Knickers
BERLIN - An unknown man held up a clothes shop in eastern Germany. Unf...
Published : 08.20.2000

Rate: 3.41
Burglar Fingered In Robbery Attempt
MADRID, Spain - Police called to investigate the scene of a burglary i...
Published : 08.19.2000

Rate: 2.68
Stalin World to Replace Disneyland?
BERLIN - Move over Mickey, a new theme park will make it´s debut...
Published : 08.18.2000

Rate: 2.36
Canadian Man With Too Much Time On His Hands
WINNIPEG - A 33-year-old man has made it his quest to record all of th...
Published : 08.17.2000

Rate: 2.52
Something Fishy Going On In Sweden
STOCKHOLM - Something smells rotten in Sweden. The world´s first...
Published : 08.16.2000

Rate: 3.21
Never try to Burglarize a Theft-Prevention Business
PHILADELPHIA - Construction workers recently did a chimney sweep of a ...
Published : 08.15.2000

Rate: 2.42
Thrown Out of Proportion
CAIRO - Things were thrown way out of proportion when an Egyptian thre...
Published : 08.14.2000

Rate: 2.00
Crime Does Pay But Being Stupid Doesn´t
WINNIPEG, Canada - Didn´t your mother ever tell you not to jingl...
Published : 08.13.2000

Rate: 2.69
Not a Good Place to Take a Snooze
OMAHA, NB - Sleeping in a garbage dumpster proved not to be a good ide...
Published : 08.12.2000

Rate: 2.58
Fashion Extra: The Scottish Kilt Gets a Makeover
EDINBURGH - A young Scots designer is producing a new line of kilts th...
Published : 08.11.2000

Rate: 1.20
Nothing to Wine About
LODI, California - Many people use alcohol to drown their sorrows. How...
Published : 08.10.2000

Rate: 3.24
Catch of the Day
OSLO, Norway - Fisherman Olaf Iversen had a whopper of fish story to t...
Published : 08.09.2000

Rate: 3.12
A Thermal Threat by Lethal Underwear
MUNICH - A judge in Munich sentenced a 62-year-old German woman to six...
Published : 08.08.2000

Rate: 3.04
Spaghetti Arrested for Tortellini Theft
BOLOGNA, Italy - Stefano Spaghetti made Wednesday his own Prince Spagh...
Published : 08.07.2000

Rate: 1.94
Man Dies from Busted Condom
MIAMI - A 59-year-old Colombian man died Wednesday after one of the 80...
Published : 08.06.2000

Rate: 3.01
University Scientist Invents Robot That Runs On Meat
South Florida - Stuart Wilkinson of the University of South Florida in...
Published : 08.05.2000

Rate: 2.36
Girl Sticks It to Boyfriend
CAMP HILL, Pa - Things got a little sticky for a 21-year-old Pennsylva...
Published : 08.04.2000

Rate: 3.32
Hey, I'm Gay!
An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY ...
Published : 08.04.2000

Rate: 3.27
Bring Me Some Chicken, Bitch!
Egyptian authorities have arrested a man...
Published : 08.03.2000

Rate: 3.01

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