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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Senior Citizens Given Book on Parenting Before Wedding | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 11/28/1999 | | |  |
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Delray Beach, Florida (AP) - Ninety-year-old Max Gordon and
his 82-year-old bride-to-be Mollie Levy got a bit of a shock
when they asked for a marriage license. A clerk handed them a
book.
"So I said, `What's the book about?"' Mollie recalled. "And
she said, `Parenting,"'
"Parenting?" Mollie said. "We don't need to read the book,
we can write it."
Between them, Gordon and Levy have six children, 14
grandchildren and 17 great-grandchildren.
Still, under Florida law, their union was just another
marriage that needed safeguarding by the Marriage Preparation
and Preservation Act of 1998, a statute aimed at protecting
children from the effects of failed marriages.
So, the lovebirds recently sat down with the Family Law
Handbook. Mollie had to read to Max because of his cataracts.
"The only reason I read it was because I thought we might
get tested on it," she said.
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Well, they drive slow, get in your way, are usually rotton and crotchy, and have the majority of stock in Viagra.....
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