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True Prank Confessions

By: bear220Published: 11/04/2001
 
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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.10.2003 9:06:10 PM EST)

    now that was a good one

    It's a crying shame to hear (0 replies)
    started by godofhellfire
    (11.15.2001 9:42:22 PM EST)

    that my brother got fired.

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    I have to ask... (0 replies)  
    started by bettybimbo
    (11.14.2001 11:57:32 PM EST)

    If she fucked his brother, what right does she have to be pissed that he was playing hide the salami with his secretary??

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