"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." — President George Bush at a press conference
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#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
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One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
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Silly Little Helpdesk Call
This is a mix of an irate guy calling a helpdesk line and the kids from South Park...
Format: Real Networks
Published : 01.11.1999
Rate: 3.07
Help, I Need A Bambulanz!
God damn deer bit me in the neck and kicked the ...
Format: Real Networks
Published : 01.02.1999
Rate: 1.86
Assorted Answering Machine Messages
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Published : 01.02.1999
Rate: 3.04
