"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." — Rodney Dangerfield
Snapple Facts
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
holy
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bigjohn2
(11.10.2003 8:43:09 PM EST)
shit lmfao
great!
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jonauc99
(03.14.2002 1:24:04 AM EST)
one of the funniest yet!
-=Jon=-
OMFG!!!
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bigswifty
(12.10.2001 9:48:53 PM EST)
I had to hold on to my ass with both hands, and I still lost it!
No wonder those dolts in "Human Resources" seem to be so happy.
I'd call her in for a 1 on 1 interview, maybe even schedule some FACE TIME!
Thanks Rob, this was Great!
Would have been
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beckdaddy
(11.16.2001 10:08:04 PM EST)
a great opportunity to schedule a retest...at the Red Rump Inn, lmao!
Great clip, Rob!
Nice Shot!
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