"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Oh boy - as a copywriter in a foreign country I see LOTS of example of things that can go wrong when someone who is ESL (English as a second language) tries writing copy. I must say, however, that this ad from South Africa for Gaviscon (a heartburn remedy) takes the cake. They really should have run that punchline by a native English speaker...
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apeman0817
(11.02.2009 5:39:46 PM EST)
makes me want to try a new career.
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