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Leave us alone ...
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Ballerina
I am light on my feed. ...
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Hey, take this
Yea, up yours. ...
Published : 05.22.2000
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Pit stop
When you gotta go, you gotta go. ...
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Chick -adee
I wonder if it tastes like chicken. ...
Published : 05.20.2000
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Beaver cleaners
Huh, looks like they make house calls. ...
Published : 05.19.2000
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My son
This is his training manual. ...
Published : 05.17.2000
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Lawn mover accident
Nice attention span this guy has!
Published : 05.10.2000
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Birds nest
A bird that recycles. Very good for the environment.
Published : 05.09.2000
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