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"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
 
 

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"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that.""
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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Elian, The Movie
A new release from the Cuban Motion Picture Association...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 3.47
Breaking News...Bitch!
One of the problems of covering a live story...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 2.84
Cucumber?
or banana? ...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 2.35
Watch out for falling disabled people
I will meet you at the bottom, I'm taking the stairs ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 3.18
The wedding
Honey, I won this contest! ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 2.24
Do I See Sorority Nipple?!?
Oh yeah, that's definitely a nipple...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 2.77
Adult Beenie baby
Not to scale. ...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 2.85
When Anacondas Attack!
Bet you won't see this on those FOX attack shows...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 3.06
Playoff hockey
Another 'priceless' picture. This one is for all those hockey fans out there.
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 2.54
The end
Absolutely ...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 1.82
Taking it Slow
I've heard of horny toads, but horny turtles?...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 2.93
Thin ice
who would have thought. ...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 1.85
Holy Rabbit
Look at the size of this beast. ...
Published : 06.25.2000

Rate: 2.53
Eat Your Veggies
Well if "Gay Johnny" likes his vegetables...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 1.67
Slippery When Wet
Another one from the "oh yeah, you think so?" sarcasm files...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 3.22
Oh Deer!
Talk about a threesome...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 3.30
Coming Out
Looks like a weight off his shoulders...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 3.03
Decisions! Decisions!
I think he took the road less travelled...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 2.64
Words of Wisdom
Wonder what people in this parrish are praying for?...
Published : 06.20.2000

Rate: 2.56
Cat's on the Crapper
The owner of this cat must save a lot on kitty litter...
Published : 06.20.2000

Rate: 2.72
Picture Perfect
OK everyone, say "Charbroiled!"...
Published : 06.19.2000

Rate: 3.56
One fingered wave
They are soooo cute when they are this age.
Published : 06.16.2000

Rate: 1.71
Which way did they go?
They went that-a-way.
Published : 06.15.2000

Rate: 2.88
Hiker
Where are my keys. ...
Published : 06.11.2000

Rate: 2.34
Lost Dog
This guy lost both his bitches ...
Published : 06.05.2000

Rate: 3.03

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