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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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The Reason For The Concorde Crash
It all makes sense now...
Published : 08.31.2000

Rate: 1.72
Can I At Least Finish My Beer?
He's going to need it to deal with...
Published : 08.30.2000

Rate: 3.19
Car For Sale
Make offer, very low mileage...
Published : 08.29.2000

Rate: 3.42
Smokin' Future
Can you guess this kid's future path?...
Published : 08.28.2000

Rate: 3.15
Ski Gear
You can get seriously hurt if you don't wear...
Published : 08.27.2000

Rate: 2.46
Now Hiring
Now all of my friends can get a job!...
Published : 08.26.2000

Rate: 3.57
Combination Shot
I can think of a few combination shots that I would like to try with her...
Published : 08.25.2000

Rate: 2.89
Fortune Cookie From Hell
This is not the fortune cookie you want to get...
Published : 08.23.2000

Rate: 2.42
The Olympic Spirit - Australian Style
Those Aussies have some spirit...
Published : 08.22.2000

Rate: 1.96
Corporate Washroom
Talk about management crapping all over their employees...
Published : 08.21.2000

Rate: 2.55
Clinton: The Early Years
This explains a lot...
Published : 08.20.2000

Rate: 3.52
Priceless Rave
I bet this kid will be thrilled if he remembers this ...
Published : 08.19.2000

Rate: 1.99
Gene Pool Lifeguards
The harshest way to get rid of an ugly chick...
Published : 08.18.2000

Rate: 2.42
Foreshadowing?
Curt Cobain ... trigger happy?
Published : 08.17.2000

Rate: 2.44
Stop Internet Porn
The guy on the right says it best...
Published : 08.16.2000

Rate: 3.51
Upgrade Me
This is a great computer accessory...
Published : 08.15.2000

Rate: 1.63
Hot Stuff
This is real hot stuff for hot babes...
Published : 08.14.2000

Rate: 3.71
True Love
Even the smallest of insects...
Published : 08.13.2000

Rate: 1.82
No More for the Road
I think these guys have had enough...
Published : 08.12.2000

Rate: 2.81
Nice Knockers!
I know you always enjoy looking at a chick with big knockers...
Published : 08.11.2000

Rate: 1.84
Flat Tire
It looks like these guys are going to...
Published : 08.10.2000

Rate: 3.45
Easy Method Driving School
See what you get when you decide to...
Published : 08.09.2000

Rate: 2.84
Projectile Vomiting
Notice the food at the end of the stream...
Published : 08.08.2000

Rate: 3.39
Stupid Place To Land
A burst eardrum and water do not mix, for infection ...
Published : 08.07.2000

Rate: 2.72
Save Elian
Here's the real reason Elian needed to be saved...
Published : 08.06.2000

Rate: 2.48
No Trespassing
Something tells me they really mean business...
Published : 08.05.2000

Rate: 2.07
Just Like Mom Used To Make
Well, my mom never burned them...
Published : 08.04.2000

Rate: 3.26
Redneck Motorhome
Lookie at dem dare moterhome!
Published : 08.03.2000

Rate: 1.95
Does A Bear...
Piss in the bathroom of a National Park?
Published : 08.02.2000

Rate: 3.69
A Redneck Luxury
Who would've thought?...
Published : 08.01.2000

Rate: 3.57

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