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    34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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    Eat And Beat
    Restaurants are becoming very liberal now...
    Published : 09.30.2000

    Rate: 2.76
    Kids Driving You Crazy?
    Take em to this place for some straightening out...
    Published : 09.29.2000

    Rate: 2.59
    Barbie the Gangsta Bitch
    Barbie's hangin' with the homeys...
    Published : 09.28.2000

    Rate: 3.33
    Nude Snowboarding
    Nothing like flying down a mountain buck naked to start your day...
    Published : 09.27.2000

    Rate: 3.14
    Footballs...
    Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football...
    Published : 09.26.2000

    Rate: 3.68
    Honesty Is The Best Policy
    Finally, someone who tells it like it is...
    Published : 09.25.2000

    Rate: 2.97
    Barbie's Got Back
    Barbie is packing on the pounds in the back door area for this new release...
    Published : 09.24.2000

    Rate: 2.63
    Internet Virgin
    This nun has found a new calling...
    Published : 09.22.2000

    Rate: 3.02
    Buying A House?
    Watch out for this guy...
    Published : 09.21.2000

    Rate: 3.00
    George Bush Jr. on Drugs
    This is our next president? ...
    Published : 09.20.2000

    Rate: 1.90
    Bunghole Liquors
    This is where it all started...
    Published : 09.20.2000

    Rate: 3.70
    Gothic Barbie
    That Barbie is just into everything these days...
    Published : 09.19.2000

    Rate: 2.46
    Traffic Insanity
    This gives new meaning to the phrase "stop and go traffic"...
    Published : 09.18.2000

    Rate: 3.14
    Bullish Headstand
    This matador is good...
    Published : 09.17.2000

    Rate: 1.53
    Nice Woody!
    And you know how to ride it too...
    Published : 09.16.2000

    Rate: 2.45
    Racial Harmony
    I hear this is where Johnny Cochran interned...
    Published : 09.15.2000

    Rate: 2.96
    Which Way Is Up?
    And they wonder why they never get anywhere...
    Published : 09.14.2000

    Rate: 2.86
    Hey, That Tickles!
    I think I'm gonna sneeze...
    Published : 09.13.2000

    Rate: 3.51
    She's A Dog
    She wasn't a good looking girl...
    Published : 09.12.2000

    Rate: 3.07
    56 Confused Ave.
    Just take it down to the end...
    Published : 09.11.2000

    Rate: 3.03
    Breast Feeding Barbie
    Got milk?
    Published : 09.10.2000

    Rate: 2.65
    Broken Horn
    If this guy doesn't watch out...
    Published : 09.09.2000

    Rate: 3.25
    End Clown Porn
    Who knew porn was such a problem in the clown industry...
    Published : 09.08.2000

    Rate: 2.68
    Exotic Dancer Barbie
    Barbie tries a new profession...
    Published : 09.07.2000

    Rate: 3.36
    Ghetto Swimming Pool
    Hey, at least she's staying cool...
    Published : 09.06.2000

    Rate: 3.42
    I'll Go Hungry
    Does cooking really matter?...
    Published : 09.05.2000

    Rate: 2.55
    Back To School Blunder
    Heads are gonna roll...
    Published : 09.04.2000

    Rate: 3.49
    Sorority Barbie
    Barbie's college years are bittersweet memories...
    Published : 09.03.2000

    Rate: 3.33
    This Barbie Has a Set of Balls!
    I always knew there was always something strange about...
    Published : 09.02.2000

    Rate: 2.10
    Sexual Harassment
    You might want to get some new lawyers...
    Published : 09.01.2000

    Rate: 3.36

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