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George W. Bush
 
"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"You can't do it that way. You spoil the anticlimax."
— Michael Curtiz, flm director, to a writer rewriting a scene
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
 
 



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Click To Preview Alfred W. Bush
A mix between our new president and MAD Magazine's ...


Regular Photos

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Those bomb squad guys...such practical jokers. BOOM! ...


Phone Fun

Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
A funny prank call to a Chinese takeout place using a line from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week".

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Mugshots

Click To PreviewBill Gates
Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department said ...


Uncensored Cartoons

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Good thing Adam had an adventurous spirit ...


Uncensored Photos

Click To PreviewSorority Flash
Their mom's must be so proud that they decided to make it a legacy and join mom's old sorority.



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Click To PreviewDaisy 's Blooming
Daisy Fuentes is a gorgeous Hispanic bombshell with great bombs! She was on MTV for a long time and then took over "America's Funniest Videos" after Bob Sagget left.



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1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52
2 Pooty Paws 4.44
3 Mad Wife 4.41
4 Where Are My Chips? 4.41
5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40
6 My New Maid 4.39
7 Okla Homa 4.29
8 Bareback Thong 4.23
9 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.23
10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

 

Casino Joke
 
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

Classic Goofs
 

1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92
2 A Kodak Moment 4.85
3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83
4 Poolside Beauty 4.82
5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76
6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75
7 South Beach 4.70
8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
9 Inspirational 4.65
10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

 
 

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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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The sting from a killer bee contains less venom than the sting from a regular bee!
 
 

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