"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
