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BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
 
 

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"It's basically the same, just darker."
— Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
 
 

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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
 
 

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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
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34,514 articles November 20, 2009 558,334 postings




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Man Sells Himself Winning Lottery Ticket
Narinder Badwal, owner of a 7-Eleven, thought he had finally hit the jackpot when he received a commission of $250,000 for selling a winning lottery ticket last week.
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6th Victory May Be Stripped From Armstrong
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Be Careful What You Grab
It might not be yours ...
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Nude Couple's Feud Ends At Waffle House
No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House diner in the nude, police said.
11.04.2006

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Police: Nude Man Hides Awl In Buttocks
A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
11.05.2006

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Want a Baby? Have Sex!
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05.19.2004

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Teattime Love Bite
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07.27.2006

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Time To Go Back To College
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04.14.2004

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Man Drives Home After Passenger Decapitated
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08.31.2004

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Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier
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Man Fakes Retardation To Fondle Women
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Lesbian Bikers Win
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Mom Goes To Strip Club, Leaves Child In Car
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02.01.2006

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Man Loves Horse!
This guy was just horsin' around! ...
01.20.2006

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Pencil Penis Pusher
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
02.16.2006

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Diviorced While Sleeping
A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of India reported.
03.27.2006

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Hey, What's That You Are Drinking?
Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel ...
05.05.2006

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Prosecutor Charged With Indecency
A city prosecutor was charged ...
10.11.2006

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Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
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Mom Allegedly Beats Daughter's School Bus Driver
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