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"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
 
 

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Fun In The Tub
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Published : 11.20.2009

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Cut! That's A Wrap
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Published : 11.18.2009

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Now A Days
Even the perverts get shocked ...
Published : 11.12.2009

Rate: 3.73
Get Used To The Smell
They die so young these days.. lol ...
Published : 11.11.2009

Rate: 3.50
Busted
Her answer was 500, 400, 300 bucks ...
Published : 11.10.2009

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Annual Event
and this folks, is why we celebrate Thanksgiving every ...
Published : 11.09.2009

Rate: 1.00
Are There Any Clues?
I believe I would have put it somewhere besides the ...
Published : 11.08.2009

Rate: 3.73
Lying Politicians
That should have ended at "I do." ...
Published : 11.07.2009

Rate: 3.50
In The Garden
Must be an ego booster being the only man available ...
Published : 11.06.2009

Rate: 3.50
Erotic Dream Inducer
It's always nice to keep one on hand ...
Published : 11.05.2009

Rate: 3.31
Don't Cheat On Those Taxes
Willie Nelson must not have any guts at all ...
Published : 11.04.2009

Rate: 3.73
Mud Wrestling
This guy must really be turned on ...
Published : 11.03.2009

Rate: 3.50
The Perfect Wife
A woman that will do this for you is a keeper ...
Published : 11.02.2009

Rate: 3.36
Marry Me, Nadine
She'll say yes and that'll be the last blow job he'll ...
Published : 11.01.2009

Rate: 3.73
Worm Bubble
When a girl gives you a BJ, have you ever wondered ...
Published : 10.31.2009

Rate: 4.00
Howard Hunk
I wonder how much Howard charged those guys ...
Published : 10.30.2009

Rate: 2.67
Justice For Michael Jackson
Go and sin no more ...
Published : 10.29.2009

Rate: 2.76
Horse And Rabbit
Will you settle for the rabbit thing and 500 bucks? ...
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 2.58
Topless Beach
Quick, how many nipples do you see? ...
Published : 10.27.2009

Rate: 3.73
Super Suck 1000
I can't get over those tits she's hiding ...
Published : 10.26.2009

Rate: 3.73
Father Tim
That's so when he's caught he can say the devil made ...
Published : 10.25.2009

Rate: 3.50
Fox News
One for the democrats ...
Published : 10.24.2009

Rate: 3.73
Which Monkey?
Funny, they never ask Tarzan that ...
Published : 10.22.2009

Rate: 3.00
Boner Killer
It's also a buzz killer ...
Published : 10.21.2009

Rate: 3.50
Are You A Tit Freak?
Here's a nightmare for you ...
Published : 10.20.2009

Rate: 3.14
Welcome To Bubba's Place
Life will never be the same for that con ...
Published : 10.19.2009

Rate: 3.31
When In Need...
Always make due with the resources at hand. ...
Published : 10.03.2009

Rate: 2.88
It's Important To Warm Up...
Before Undertaking Any Physical Activity ...
Published : 10.02.2009

Rate: 3.31
Dog's Revenge
an eye for an eye or something like that ...
Published : 10.01.2009

Rate: 3.50
If You Want To Be Happy For The Reas Of Your Life...
Never Make A Pretty Woman Your Wife. ...
Published : 09.30.2009

Rate: 2.88

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