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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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One Liners |
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
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November 22, 2009
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for 3/1999
sorted by Date
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A Squirrel's Dilemna
This squirrel has his nuts screwed up!!!
Published : 03.31.1999
Rate: 3.23
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Artificial Insemination
A lot of women like the idea of artificial insemination, that is until...
Published : 03.30.1999
Rate: 2.90
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Talk About A Blow Job!
Now this would be a great blow job if she would just put it in reverse...
Published : 03.29.1999
Rate: 3.16
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Archie on Halloween
Time to take off your masks and maybe something else ...
Published : 03.25.1999
Rate: 3.68
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Popeye the Sailor
Popeye isn't just a sailor, just ask Olive Oyl, he's a man's man...
Published : 03.22.1999
Rate: 3.31
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Pinochio and the magic nose
Pinochio, this is the best time in your life to tell a lie ....
Published : 03.22.1999
Rate: 3.34
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The Old Man's Balls
These old people have it rough, but they don't seem to care...
Published : 03.18.1999
Rate: 3.02
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Thoughts During Sex
Thoughts that go through the heads of some during sex...
Published : 03.10.1999
Rate: 3.27
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Show Me Your Stuff
Be careful what you wish for...
Published : 03.09.1999
Rate: 3.33
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The New Penis Pump
This pump is good for some, but check the size before you buy it.
Published : 03.02.1999
Rate: 3.15
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Won't you be my Neighbor
I wish I had neighbors like this, I would never go in my house...
Published : 03.02.1999
Rate: 3.08
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Goofball Facts |
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The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F".
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2009 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
01.22.2009
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