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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Grieving Pooch
You miss her don't you...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 2.73
Censorship Bureau
I would like to *&$%! ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 2.75
Sudden impact
Watch yourself. ...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 2.86
Premature
Damn pengiuns ...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 3.19
Who wants to ?
be a millionaire? ...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 3.48
Revenge
Wiping the brown eye. ...
Published : 06.21.2000

Rate: 2.64
The vendor
I can smell the money. ...
Published : 06.20.2000

Rate: 2.71
The tongue
How am I doing? ...
Published : 06.19.2000

Rate: 3.32
Scanners
High resolution types ...
Published : 06.18.2000

Rate: 1.20
A rough go
Honey, turn over. ...
Published : 06.17.2000

Rate: 3.00
Smoke signals
A sign of things to come. ...
Published : 06.16.2000

Rate: 1.96
Goodbye
I wonder how they say hello? ...
Published : 06.15.2000

Rate: 3.19
Adopted
Dad, I think I was adopted. ...
Published : 06.14.2000

Rate: 2.20
Rectum toss
This guy looks like a natural. ...
Published : 06.13.2000

Rate: 2.65
Little Red and the wolf
Hey, do what the book says toughguy! ...
Published : 06.12.2000

Rate: 2.30
The rain cap
Time to get snipped. ...
Published : 06.11.2000

Rate: 2.27
Turning the tables
Now, its my turn! ...
Published : 06.10.2000

Rate: 3.16
Marge gets a raise
Marge, going at it? ...
Published : 06.09.2000

Rate: 2.33
A lady in control.
I have an idea. ...
Published : 06.08.2000

Rate: 2.30
New hire
I don't have a ranch. ...
Published : 06.07.2000

Rate: 1.90
Free mounting
Be gentle. ...
Published : 06.06.2000

Rate: 2.44
Toggling the microprocessor
Now if I know this was involved with computers I would have graduated from high school and done something useful with my life...
Published : 06.05.2000

Rate: 2.15
Community hottubs
Why I don?t use them. ...
Published : 06.05.2000

Rate: 2.42
Jetsons new toys
At least Elroy is putting his brain towards something useful....
Published : 06.04.2000

Rate: 3.10
Wrong hole
Sorry about that. ...
Published : 06.04.2000

Rate: 3.34
Horny little Bart
I think Bart needs a little practice because his aim is off...
Published : 06.03.2000

Rate: 1.90
Jessica's getting around
I don't remember this part in the movie 'Who framed Roger Rabbit'. I guess this is in the uncut version of the movie.
Published : 06.03.2000

Rate: 3.38
A nympho's heaven
I guess this a what nymphomaniacs see when they go to heaven.
Published : 06.02.2000

Rate: 3.20
The Ultimate "Shoeshine"
No wonder I always see the NYC executive running for a "shoeshine"....
Published : 06.02.2000

Rate: 3.00
He's always strong to the finish
Eating too much spinach might make him a little too strong....
Published : 06.01.2000

Rate: 2.65

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